Maureen Dowd muses upon what it might be like, if Sarah Palin were to have greatness thrust upon her:
Putting away her breast pump, [Palin] points her rifle and informs [Putin] frostily that she has some expertise in Russia because it’s close to Alaska. “Back off, Commie dude,” she says. “I’m a much better shot than Cheney.”
Maybe Putin has offered to sell her certain negatives?