"A global, hierarchical cult of pedophiles, magicians, and uranists."
"Describe the characteristics of the [...........]
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Monday, February 29, 2016
Rants: Pop Quiz
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"A global, hierarchical cult of pedophiles, magicians, and uranists."
"Describe the characteristics of the [...........]
"A global, hierarchical cult of pedophiles, magicians, and uranists."
"Describe the characteristics of the [...........]
Sunday, March 9, 2014
Riffs: Religiolitics
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It now seems
certain that the crisis in the Ukraine is merely one more subtle element of B.
Hussein Obama's Islamo-Marxist plot to destroy the Church--and thus all true
religion--by forcing Catholic employers to indirectly fund employees' demonic
use of artificial birth control through ACA-compliant insurance plans. Film at
11.
If Protestants, Jews, Muslims, and other
atheists are allowed to have fewer children how can the Church long survive?
How
long must America's millions of persecuted faithful wait
for Pope Francis to raise an army of the righteous in order to launch a Just
War in their defense? With many more eager martyrs tunneling in from the south
on a daily basis, the time to strike is NOW.
Concerned citizens may wish to form
alliances with one of more of the following right-minded organizations:
Lutherans for Large Litters
Calvinists Calving for Christ
The Baby-Bump Baptists
Methodists for the Maintenance of Maternity
Congregationalists Coupling for Conception
Episcopalians for Exponential Population Explosion
Unitarians for Fertile Friendships, or
Mormons for More Mormons
Lutherans for Large Litters
Calvinists Calving for Christ
The Baby-Bump Baptists
Methodists for the Maintenance of Maternity
Congregationalists Coupling for Conception
Episcopalians for Exponential Population Explosion
Unitarians for Fertile Friendships, or
Mormons for More Mormons
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Saturday, February 19, 2011
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Rodak's Writings: Sparring With the Political Right
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I don't know what prompted me, but this morning I made a brief visit to a right-wing, online publication which several years back was among my daily web-surfing stops. This visit resulted in my sending off the following note to a writer whom I first met in that venue:
Hiya, D____:
Being in a puckish mood this a.m., I made one of my extremely rare visits to The Corner @NRO. I came across a post by J_____ in which he discussed the confusion caused by having to differentiate between two George Bushes (I can see how this would confuse many typical individuals of the conservative persuasion.) He also discusses the virtues of Ayn Rand. I was prompted to send J_____ the following note:
Dear J_____:
Not complicated: “Dubya” worked just fine.
xxx--Rob
p.s. I strongly feel that Atlas Shrugged should be required reading for the youth of America. It depicts, in dumbed-down terms, precisely the evil that is bringing Western civilization to its knees. The fact that “Shrugged” advocates, rather than warning against, this evil is a thing that needs to be flagged, of course, when putting the book into the hands of the young. But, with that caveat made clear, I would have all young people read the novel at high school age, before they fall prey to the Limbaughs, the Becks, the Hannitys, the O’Reillys and the rest of Evil’s somnambulant minions.
--Cheers!
Perhaps you, D_____, would like to lend your considerable prestige to my nascent campaign to make Miss Rand required reading in our nation's public schools? (It might be good to beta-test the thing in charter schools, where the danger of youth being irretrievably corrupted by irrational fear of a New World Caliphate delivered by Black Communist Choppers is undoubtedly the greatest.) Can I count on your support?
As always,
--R.
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I don't know what prompted me, but this morning I made a brief visit to a right-wing, online publication which several years back was among my daily web-surfing stops. This visit resulted in my sending off the following note to a writer whom I first met in that venue:
Hiya, D____:
Being in a puckish mood this a.m., I made one of my extremely rare visits to The Corner @NRO. I came across a post by J_____ in which he discussed the confusion caused by having to differentiate between two George Bushes (I can see how this would confuse many typical individuals of the conservative persuasion.) He also discusses the virtues of Ayn Rand. I was prompted to send J_____ the following note:
Dear J_____:
Not complicated: “Dubya” worked just fine.
xxx--Rob
p.s. I strongly feel that Atlas Shrugged should be required reading for the youth of America. It depicts, in dumbed-down terms, precisely the evil that is bringing Western civilization to its knees. The fact that “Shrugged” advocates, rather than warning against, this evil is a thing that needs to be flagged, of course, when putting the book into the hands of the young. But, with that caveat made clear, I would have all young people read the novel at high school age, before they fall prey to the Limbaughs, the Becks, the Hannitys, the O’Reillys and the rest of Evil’s somnambulant minions.
--Cheers!
Perhaps you, D_____, would like to lend your considerable prestige to my nascent campaign to make Miss Rand required reading in our nation's public schools? (It might be good to beta-test the thing in charter schools, where the danger of youth being irretrievably corrupted by irrational fear of a New World Caliphate delivered by Black Communist Choppers is undoubtedly the greatest.) Can I count on your support?
As always,
--R.
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Sunday, January 2, 2011
Reflections: Folk Song
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Oh, you bring the sturm
Und I’ll bring the drang, honey
You bring the sturm
Und I’ll bring the drang, babe
You bring the sturm
Und I’ll bring the drang
We’ll go down to Götterdämmerung
Oh, honey,
Oh, baby, mine.
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Oh, you bring the sturm
Und I’ll bring the drang, honey
You bring the sturm
Und I’ll bring the drang, babe
You bring the sturm
Und I’ll bring the drang
We’ll go down to Götterdämmerung
Oh, honey,
Oh, baby, mine.
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Friday, July 16, 2010
Reportage: Restoring the Economy
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Due to hugely successful promotional campaigns on the part of such left-liberal organizations as Planned Parenthood and ACORN, coupled with the decades-long efforts of Marxist-Leninist community organizers from Saul D. Alinsky to B. Hussein Obama, the economic comeback of this great Republic is being fueled in large part by a vital and resurgent Abortion Industry. As the economy slowly begins to grow and families once more have a bit of disposable income, they want to spend it. And what they most want to spend it on, economists tell us, is abortions.
Whereas only a generation ago, resourceful young girls in their formative “tween” years put away a portion of their allowances to save for the purchase of a horse, or to help finance their future college educations, today’s young girls are saving in eager anticipation of paying cold hard cash for their first abortion.
And they are getting them, too! In these uncertain times, Wall Street analysts assure us that abortion futures are among the investments most highly favored by today’s savvy market speculators.
“Nancy Pelosi and President Obama make it all sound so wonderful!” gushes 12-year-old Cindy Lou Hoover, of Independence, Missouri. “I only wish I were old enough to get pregnant right now, so I could have my first one!” Cindy Lou has been saving those nickels, dimes and quarters given to her by her grandfather, or by the friendly widower down the street (“He looks just like that nice Harry Reid!”) “ever since I was in the third grade.” Adding that, “It was those awesome ‘toons in ‘The Weekly Reader’—the ones with Sunni McBunny, Nurse Curette, and Dr. Dilation” that first fired her enthusiasm to “abort an innocent little baby, a.s.a.p.”
“Gosh, who wouldn’t want to?” Cindy Lou asks. “It’s, like, the patriotic thing to do!”
Who indeed?! As a renewable resource—and one that will never be outsourced, so long as Obama-Care and the rest of the socialist/liberal/humanist agenda remains in full force—abortion is, and should continue to be, the fastest growing industry in the private sector.
With abortion clinics popping up along Main Street like proverbial fungi, filling storefronts abandoned by Blockbuster Video and other failed franchise operations, property values and tax bases are being restored and maintained, even as thousands of new, high-paying jobs are being created on a daily basis.
Whereas former President George W. Bush unsuccessfully urged Americans faced with an economic downturn to go out to the mall and spend, the current occupant of the White House has saved the day by counseling American females to spend their disposable income on the abortion services that his life-long socialist agitation has done so much to make freely available to them. “It’s like we used to say about voting back in Chicago,” he grins. “Do it early and do it often!”
And Wall Street is saying “Amen to that!”
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Due to hugely successful promotional campaigns on the part of such left-liberal organizations as Planned Parenthood and ACORN, coupled with the decades-long efforts of Marxist-Leninist community organizers from Saul D. Alinsky to B. Hussein Obama, the economic comeback of this great Republic is being fueled in large part by a vital and resurgent Abortion Industry. As the economy slowly begins to grow and families once more have a bit of disposable income, they want to spend it. And what they most want to spend it on, economists tell us, is abortions.
Whereas only a generation ago, resourceful young girls in their formative “tween” years put away a portion of their allowances to save for the purchase of a horse, or to help finance their future college educations, today’s young girls are saving in eager anticipation of paying cold hard cash for their first abortion.
And they are getting them, too! In these uncertain times, Wall Street analysts assure us that abortion futures are among the investments most highly favored by today’s savvy market speculators.
“Nancy Pelosi and President Obama make it all sound so wonderful!” gushes 12-year-old Cindy Lou Hoover, of Independence, Missouri. “I only wish I were old enough to get pregnant right now, so I could have my first one!” Cindy Lou has been saving those nickels, dimes and quarters given to her by her grandfather, or by the friendly widower down the street (“He looks just like that nice Harry Reid!”) “ever since I was in the third grade.” Adding that, “It was those awesome ‘toons in ‘The Weekly Reader’—the ones with Sunni McBunny, Nurse Curette, and Dr. Dilation” that first fired her enthusiasm to “abort an innocent little baby, a.s.a.p.”
“Gosh, who wouldn’t want to?” Cindy Lou asks. “It’s, like, the patriotic thing to do!”
Who indeed?! As a renewable resource—and one that will never be outsourced, so long as Obama-Care and the rest of the socialist/liberal/humanist agenda remains in full force—abortion is, and should continue to be, the fastest growing industry in the private sector.
With abortion clinics popping up along Main Street like proverbial fungi, filling storefronts abandoned by Blockbuster Video and other failed franchise operations, property values and tax bases are being restored and maintained, even as thousands of new, high-paying jobs are being created on a daily basis.
Whereas former President George W. Bush unsuccessfully urged Americans faced with an economic downturn to go out to the mall and spend, the current occupant of the White House has saved the day by counseling American females to spend their disposable income on the abortion services that his life-long socialist agitation has done so much to make freely available to them. “It’s like we used to say about voting back in Chicago,” he grins. “Do it early and do it often!”
And Wall Street is saying “Amen to that!”
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Saturday, June 19, 2010
Rodak Roars: With Laughter, That Is!
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Some guys will do anything for a buck! From a 1970 issue of Esquire magazine, h-e-e-e-r-e's Johnny:
Never did a man so essentially hip look like such a total douche.X
Wednesday, June 2, 2010
Rants: WTF?
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Okay, I'll admit that I just don't get it. I mean, really -- how could squads of laser-guided underwater robots, armed with state-of-the-art diamond saws, so completely fail to accomplish a simple task that even Joe the Plumber -- despite the fact that his name's not really "Joe" and he's not really a plumber -- wielding only the primitive tools hanging on his belt... Oh. Wait...
....never mind.
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Okay, I'll admit that I just don't get it. I mean, really -- how could squads of laser-guided underwater robots, armed with state-of-the-art diamond saws, so completely fail to accomplish a simple task that even Joe the Plumber -- despite the fact that his name's not really "Joe" and he's not really a plumber -- wielding only the primitive tools hanging on his belt... Oh. Wait...
....never mind.
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Friday, May 21, 2010
Reflections: Up In Smoke
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Wisenheimer: xxSure. My butt and your face!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxWhich reminds me:
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The ubiquity of the disposable lighter has all but done away with one of the classic street corner put-downs:
Naïf: xxHave you got a match?Wisenheimer: xxSure. My butt and your face!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxWhich reminds me:
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Thursday, April 8, 2010
Thursday, April 1, 2010
Monday, March 8, 2010
Quote du Jour: (Ya Just Gotta Luv Them Texans, Jim)
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Lessee, now. According to Dan Rather:
Barack Obama couldn't sell watermelons at an African Baptist picnic.
(Or something like that...?)
Btw, to his credit, Chris Matthews rather deftly cut the fool off as soon as he could see where it was heading. But, geez... is this what it's coming to?
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Lessee, now. According to Dan Rather:
Barack Obama couldn't sell watermelons at an African Baptist picnic.
(Or something like that...?)
Btw, to his credit, Chris Matthews rather deftly cut the fool off as soon as he could see where it was heading. But, geez... is this what it's coming to?
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Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Remembrances: In a Sense, Abroad*
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...and I think that I took this next one in Egypt. It’s hard to remember after all this time. I call it, Horses, Sand, and Colored People:
...and I think that I took this next one in Egypt. It’s hard to remember after all this time. I call it, Horses, Sand, and Colored People:
I seem to recall that our little native guide (spoke terrible English; never heard of Right Guard) tried very hard to make a big deal out of those raggedy-ass stone structures in the background there. Sheesh! This photo was taken over thirty years ago. That stuff is probably looking really shabby by now!
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*cf., this classic
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